Torn apart by a decade old conflict that resulted in the near destruction of every living thing on the planet. After The End, the planet had become a desert full of rocks and sand. Rakh was lucky, it’s desert climate made it unsuitable for colonization and thus largely ignored. They few remaining inhabitants were quite lucky for this for they sat, unknowingly, on a Blood Eagle caravan trail. On Rakh, was a small tribe/family of humans that had survived The End and the terrible radiation that followed for many years. When they returned to their world they found that many of the things they knew and loved had been changed to things that they did not understand. Meals a creature that at one time served as a domestic pet to the people of the Old World, now could easily kill a man and do it often…

Shmoe-

  He’s lived his entire life on the small world of Rakh, living with in his village in near-primitive conditions. The remnants of the Old World still remain cars, houses, and roads all desiccated by time and The End. It was still quite clear to the now primitive inhabitants that these things were beyond their means of understanding. Shmoe spent all his free time among the ruins; he was most interested in the books he found there, stories centuries old that told tales he could barely understand. Still they amazed him; he particularly enjoyed the stories of space venturers that hopped from star to star in search of adventure…

Present-

  The hunt finished early today, they had found the meal herd fast and made camp waiting for the herd to move on. When they finally did, they left behind several of the weak and elderly animals, leaving them for the human hunters. An adult meal could kill several men; even a sick or dying meal could hurt a man. It took every free man and several women to take down the whole stock of meals that had been left behind.

As the gatherers of his tribe prepared the meals for consumption, Shmoe was given the time to explore. He stayed long into the night watching the sky, reading his books and generally being lazy. He stood in his library (actually a packaging company who’s sole purpose was to put little plastic monkeys on to little plastic barrels) when he heard a clap of thunder.

“What the-“ he said, the sky outside brightened up appreciably.

Running to a window he saw nothing but the normal night sky. He left the library and carefully examined the sky, no sign of any light source anywhere. After giving up hope of finding the light source, he began the long walk home…

Walking-

  A few kilometers away from the ‘city’, Shmoe heard the low guttural roar of a meal, testing the air for wind, he got behind a wind block. His scent had excited a meal into waking, he must have been hungry. Thinking quickly he pulled a sizable boulder towards a slope, throwing it down would cause a seismic rumbling, hopefully allowing him to escape without exciting the meal further. Before he was able move the boulder, he felt a sudden thud of further meals awakening. Testing the wind again, he noticed that it had changed, he was downwind now, what could possibly have awakened them? He tried to decipher, by using his own sense of smell, not as keen as a meals, but still very sensitive. He could smell the meals’ b.o. and another stronger scent resembling that of the cars in the ‘city’. He was way too far away for that scent to catch up with him.

Slowly approaching the scent, Shmoe ran across the meals, they were moving not attacking. Why? He shadowed them for many kilometers ignoring his hunger and fatigue. They continued on until daybreak, when they stopped suddenly and rested, this was in direct opposition to their normal behavior.

Shmoe wondered what could possibly have spooked them into changing patterns so violently. He pondered this for a long time, not noticing that the wind had changed yet again. He did notice the earth-shaking rumble of an approaching alpha male.

“SHIT” Shmoe leapt up from his position just as the strong jaw hit the rock he’d been hiding behind, looking back Shmoe watched as the alpha crushed the rock in his powerful jaws turning into dust right in front of him.

The meal began waving its nose in the air trying t pickup Shmoe’s scattered scent again. He stood there not wanting to cause any kind of vibration for the meal to sense. Holding his crude spear at the ready, Shmoe tensed waiting for the wind to pick up and remove the nearby scent and allow the meal to pick him up again. Without warning the meal struck missing Shmoe by one meter. The creature’s side was exposed now, Shmoe readied the spear and hoped that the meal wouldn’t strike again. Shmoe knew a lot about meals, but this behavior was most erratic, he seemed tense unsure and definitely afraid of Shmoe. Somehow the meal was unable to differentiate Shmoe’s scent from the threat that changed their patterns. Standing there Shmoe watched in horror as the meal turned to him, and looked at where he was, with those cloudy eyes. Shmoe was unsure of what the creature saw, but it must not have been pretty. He turned suddenly away and struck the ground directly opposite from Shmoe.

Not understanding, Shmoe blinked in amazement as the meal came back up with a human in its mouth. The human was beyond anything he had even see before, he wore sparkling metal clothes and held weapons of varieties he’d never seen before. Further behind him sat a small metal object glistening in the early morning sunlight, the scout beckoned to Shmoe like a new toy to a five-year-old. He ducked the waving arms of the feeding meal, ignored the man’s cries for help and leapt on the scout, without clue one how do operate it.

Shmoe allowed the vehicle to raise slightly off the ground, to a hovering position. Then pushed forward with the handle bar. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM! He shot forward at break neck speeds hit a rock and began to spin uncontrollably. He watched as the scout regained control and began to close at dramatic speeds with the alpha male. Leaping out at the last possible second Shmoe watched as the scout exploded shredding the meal and his prey.

Immediately the herd began to spread out, leaving their resting-place and attacking anything that moved as a result of the explosion. One adult female rushed Shmoe pitching and diving at the absolutely wrong time. Shmoe ducked the inexperienced creature easily. Vacating the area Shmoe thought he was safe, when another adult, this time a male, popped up above a large rock out cropping. This time the creature pitched and dove at the exact right time. Shmoe prepared to die…

Discovery-

  Shmoe watched the meal pitch and dive at him curling its elongated body in a strike position. Shmoe held up his forgotten spear in a futile defense as the beast swiftly approached Shmoe’s death. He was caught by surprise as a blue frisbee hit the creature square in the head cause the ugly skull to explode smearing the slimy substance that made up a meal’s head all over Shmoe.

Turning around, Shmoe saw another man with one of those weapons and the odd suit of metal, he was waving at Shmoe happily. Before Shmoe could respond or shout a warning another male leapt on him from above, tearing into the man’s armor and making a big mess. Shmoe charged the creature yelling at the top of his lungs and making a huge ruckus. His spear buried itself deep in the meal’s eye, passing through the thinnest part of its skull and into its brain. The creature, because of its instinctual nature continued to ravage the man under him, until it’s last gasp.

As Shmoe attempted to dislodge his spear, more men and women wearing the odd armor rushed into battle, soon explosions and the cries of men and meals were clearly heard over many kilometers. The sounds were like thunder to the people of the village, they were afraid of a new End and huddled together forgetting Shmoe and the hunt.

The battle lasted only a few hours. The time it encompassed melted together into one great amalgamation of memories that were too foggy to relate, but impossible to forget.

After the battle the warriors left, Shmoe was with them…
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